ice cream colored things

(bryson did not take this picture, but wanted to talk about this one...so i'll roll with it)

i'm eating ice cream. how do you talk about it, mom? (just say why you like the picture) i like the picture cause i'm eating ice cream. mom what is that? what is that colored things? mom what is that colored things? mom i want to go at the store and get ice cream. i like about ice cream with worms in it. mom i'm done talking. i'm done talking with this one. mom i want you to hold on to me. i need to hold on to you. i can't do this. you could just press the buttons now. (okay...i get it...sheesh!)

the picnic one

mom we should go play golf and see how i hit balls. mom we didnt do that in a looong long time. is there a pencil somewhere (why?) cause i need to draw a ball. mom i drawed the golf ball and get ready and hit it and go *pshhhhhhhhhh* that is all the balls flying in the air. (what about this picture you took?) thats it mom. done golfing. done golfing mom. did you heard that? it was a good day but i dont want to say anything else. mom we should go golf! go golfing now!

the sky

say flying in the air. wait dont write it till its on! flying in the air. another...that was like over that line sky. mom lets go golfing. and i want to talk about another flying ball. mom i want to talk about another flying ball when i was hitting it with the tennis racket. when we was leaving. mom i wanna see one when we was hitting it on my tennis racket. the ball on my tennis racket when we was leaving.

i like the air when it has a line on it. thats why i like the air. mommy i want to go golfing again. lets go golfing mom. lets go golfiiiiiiiing. dad....mom...lets go golfing.

the driver

is it a driver of playing golf? is it a driver? (yes it is). it is a picture of playing golf. playing golf at the range. hitting balls. hitting golf balls? uh oh now my club got burned in the fire and now i cant use it. i like golf cause i'm a johnson. (who told you that?) uncle jake did. uncle darrol. buddy is a johnson and i am a johnson. we both johnsons. (what does that mean?) that means you're great.

D-R-Y

bodie. bodie - D-R-Y-D-R-Y-D-R-Y - because bodie is like that D-R-Y (i am assuming he thinks that is how you spell his name) what is you doing? you feeding him? you feeding him mom. i like to say D-R-Y. D-R-Y Bodie. (singing) D-R-Y... D-R-Y...D-R-Y....(anything else?) um mom? the jacuzzi is just right. i want to go see daddy.

mommy and daddy

daddy looks funny. daddy has a pacifier in his mouth. yes. thats funny. thats the one that i took. yes. uh...mommy...my lips are burning. oh - i want to see the one where you are putting your thumbs up.

yes yes yes. what one is a video? (none of them - they are pictures) yes they are let me show you (presses the enter key like 10 times with me saying that doesnt work and stop pushing that the entire time) you are putting your thumbs up. feeding bodie. you are feeding bodie. i want to see david bowie on your picture says, "power of voodoo"
(why did you take this picture?) cause i thought it was beautiful. cause it was beautiful.

david bowie and baseball

why is your hair like that? (like what?) like that what i saw. why is your hair like david bowie? you are like david bowie in that picture.
its a picture of bodie. he is rolling over. and he was hitting baseballs and bodie was hitting baseballs - he was hitting baseballs! bodie was hitting baseball. he was playing baseball.

that's silly. that's when everyone goes huh huh huh huh hahahahahaha. just kidding im good at wasseling (wrestling) too.